A Typical Drive Home

Trey has this thing where he likes to grab my leg, right above the knee, and laugh at how high I jump.

He did that while driving home from work.

I punched him in the arm.

"You are so exasperating!"

"I think you're using that word wrong."

"I am not."

"Does it mean sexy?"

"No."

"Then you're using it wrong."