Scenario:

Boy walks through campus.

Sees Girl from high school.

Stops to chat.

Girl asks about his Girl.

Boy asks about her Boy.

Girl: "Remember how in high school we'd talk about getting married and moving to Hawaii and having a dolphin for a pet?"

Boy: "Yeah, Girl and I are planning on doing that."

Girl: "No you're not."

Boy: "...Yes we are, we talk about it all the time, I'm going to grad school there, etc. etc."

Girl: "....."

Boy: "....."

Girl: "...My boyfriend wants to live in Logan. My life SUCKS."

Girl: *stalks off*

Boy: "Hahahahahaha"



Should have chosen a cooler Boy. We agree with you Girl. Your life does, in fact, suck.