Boy walks through campus.
Sees Girl from high school.
Stops to chat.
Girl asks about his Girl.
Boy asks about her Boy.
Girl: "Remember how in high school we'd talk about getting married and moving to Hawaii and having a dolphin for a pet?"
Boy: "Yeah, Girl and I are planning on doing that."
Girl: "No you're not."
Boy: "...Yes we are, we talk about it all the time, I'm going to grad school there, etc. etc."
Girl: "....."
Boy: "....."
Girl: "...My boyfriend wants to live in Logan. My life SUCKS."
Girl: *stalks off*
Boy: "Hahahahahaha"
Should have chosen a cooler Boy. We agree with you Girl. Your life does, in fact, suck.